# Wednesday, November 25, 2009
On the road between Versailles (Ver-sails) Kentucky and London (Luhhhn-dun) Kentucky we find ourselves confronted with signs for some kind of bluegrass / country music hall-of-fame / old-fashioned good-timey fun. Naturally, we digress from our destination (Cumberland Falls) to check out what fun can be had:



An old barn -and a new barn!?!?! What!?!?! That's cra-za-zee!




The grocery-store merry-go-round is rusted, the rumps of children just a misty memory. The country music themed tchotchke (that's how I spell it godammit!) stores are silent. Sometime you build it and they -don't- come.




Candy canes, empty walkways, and denuded trees. It's a happy place!




Even the crickets have left the country-themed, old-timey streets and therefore can't lend their voices to the chorus of desolation that is this forsaken spot between Versailles and London.




A bronze hillbilly stands behind an aspiring hillbilly.




If you put your head in this hole, you can pretend there are other people here!

We visited the country music store and bought a CD (out of pity). We got a Faron Young CD (I had never heard of him) mostly because there is a song on the CD called "Unmitigated Gall" which seemed like an awesome title for a song. (Though my gall is mostly mitigated.) Faron is pretty twangy and likes to switch from a deep bass to an Orbison-like falsetto. Here's a YouTube video of him in 1961. The other cool thing about him is that he continued to sing even after injuring his tongue in an auto accident. (True story, it came from the liner notes.) I didn't love the whole CD, but my hat's off to Mel Tillis who wrote "Unmitigated Gall". (Really, "unmitigated" is such a difficult word to put in a song -- it's a remarkable feat that it works so well.) Here's the first verse:

"Well, how can you have the unmitigated gall
To come back now, expecting me to fall?
Right down on my knees and kiss your feet? Yeah, feet.
Feet that one day went a-walking out on me
With a fast talking slob, you hardly new his name.
Your mind is de-arranged."

(yes, de-arranged!)
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# Friday, October 30, 2009
Knocking around the zoo on a Saturday afternoon in a zoo-style trick or treat extravaganza we happened upon the same Praying Mantis we encountered months before in downtown Louisville.




Roaming Kentucky-based praying mantis courtesy of Squallis Puppeteers -- supplying creatively ugly puppets for such functions as the Louisville Zoo trick-or-treat night and the ACLU's Reproductive Freedom Project. Because what says reproductive freedom better than a ten-foot-tall praying mantis?




Here is the very rarely seen "gummy Dorothy" from the "Wizard of Floss".






We carved our pumpkins -- mine is the self-portrait on the right.




Tammy-Faye-o-Lantern!




We also returned to Muscatatuck National Wildlife Refuge on the way back home.





This is the same tree that attacked her in the Spring.




That time of year thou mayst in me behold
When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang
Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,
Bare ruined choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.

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# Wednesday, August 19, 2009
This summer I took a stroll through my mind (the Temptations helpfully suggested the trip). I read "War and Peace":


It's the translation by Anthony Briggs. For what it's worth, I found it less fussy and more readable than any other version. Certainly the prose is rendered in a non-flashy, direct manner without constant notes -- and he helpfully (to me) translates all the French that's used in the book right there on the page rather than as a footnote. It took me over a month to read and I enjoyed it immensely. By the end, I found that I was in complete accord with Tolstoy's humanistic world-view. It was a deep, rewarding experience that snuck up on me (okay, sneaked up on me, whatever). I mean, it seemed like a good story to begin with, but really became something much deeper. I did skim the umpteenth time that Tolstoy broke the narrative to give his views on Napoleon and history and great-men and determinism, yadda, yadda...

I also worked on writing a book. Here are the first two paragraphs:

"The Feast

A rivulet of pig's blood trickled underneath one of the enormous yams. Two rows of yams flanked the sides of a muddy road that led up to the feast house. Each yam was tied to a log and hung liked enormous, deformed Christmas stockings between two oil drums. These giant tubers, hairy with crazed roots and as long as a small child, hung in fat clusters beside the little road. Each cluster of yams weighed hundreds of pounds. A few had to be trucked in on flat-bed pick-ups and hoisted by six men... ten men... fourteen men. The size of the yam was rated by the amount of men it took to carry it on thick poles strung through the bark-roped top of the yam clusters. That's a fourteen-man yam... Each of these monstrous yams was dressed at the top with a garland of green vines. In spite of all the manly endeavor it took to grow, harvest, and carry the yams to the feast, the long row of yam clusters that flanked the road looked something like dressed-up, shy dancers at an awkward party.

The pig's blood flowed beneath the yams into a muddy crevice where barefoot children were playing. The riot of children were landing here, near the pig's blood, after they slid on their butts down a muddy streak in a grassy hill. The morning had brought the usual downpour, but now the weather was sunny, humid, and steaming as the warm pig's blood streaked across the haphazardly placed bits of cement that called itself a road on its way down the small hill in Pwudoi, Pohnpei, Micronesia, Pacific Ocean. The bloody path trickled towards the ocean, towards the open mouths of a tangle of eels, waiting in the dark maze of a mangrove swamp. The blood crossed the island's narrow circumferential road, went under the cement beams of the policeman's house and through his small sakau market where people were sitting on plastic coolers and drinking a gray, dirty mildly psychoactive liquid out of emptied-bottles of cheap Filipino rum. From the cement edge of the market, the blood dripped into the waiting maws of the eels."

In preparation for my wedding, I painted eight portraits of authors in oil on canvas.


This is Haldor Laxness, (I mean Halldor Laxness) Icelandic Nobel Laureate:



This is Tillie Olsen -- my favorite of the eight that I painted, mostly because the hand doesn't totally suck.



This is the poet Robert Lowell:



There's only one person in the world who could inspire me to paint eight portraits and write a book, that's Kristin Gourlay. Here we are in Quebec after the marriage:



Here are our hands on the top of Mont Tremblant, Quebec:




We picked up some Elk Pate (you know, with the slash above the "e") in Quebec and brought it back for my daughter's birthday.






What's better than an Elken meat-spread on your birthday?

Then we went camping in Eastern Kentucky with our new tent.


What a great summer! Too bad it's over... but even that Temptations song alluded to earlier came to an end -- eventually -- after eight interminable minutes of psychadelic noodling (and I'm huge fan, okay! Check out this CD! You won't be disappointed!) and the Temptations dropped off one-by-one so that now I think they tour with the ashes of an original member and maybe one guy who joined them when they were doing duets with Rick James... Ah yes, seasons turn, the great wheel of heaven grinds on, cloud nine dissipates, papa is a rolling stone and gets a brand new bag -- and honest papas love their mamas better, by the way - and so we write an end to the summer, farewell -- those ashes are now cold from the fire that once made my sweet, sweet s'mores...
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# Monday, April 13, 2009
Among weekend's amazing discoveries that can be shown semi-publicly are riding a horse:



That's Kristin doing the stirrups -- she got the ornery horse, b/c she's the most experienced jockey. The hour-long trek afforded pristine views of brand new spring blossoms and horse's behinds.

On to more discoveries. Here's Gen. Clark pointing at something or other.


It's a little known fact that Gen. Clark was fifteen feet tall, had one arm permanently locked in the "pointing" position, and carried a small girl attached to his foot.




What amazing discovery could they be pointing at???




Turns out it's just Indiana. Gen. Clark was apparently pointing to the nearest Wal-Mart, home of everyday low prices.




Keep Louisville weird!





Rare "Killer Maple" tree (the Native American name is the "Ack-Ack") in Muscatatuck National Wildlife Refuge -- that's in Indiana, about an hour past the Wal-Mart.






The Wood Duck trail in Muscatatuck NWR. We discovered through picking petals on white flowers that many people "love us" while some "love us not" -- very wise flowers.
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# Monday, February 16, 2009



Cheese fondue, special polish sausage (some wrapped in bacon), bread, and vegetables for fondueing.



At 39 I can still work a fondue pot!
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# Sunday, January 04, 2009
I love a good facade -- so does the city of Louisville, KY. In fact, they just remove the buildings and keep the facades.




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# Friday, December 19, 2008
Check out the girl with the strange fish-like cat toy on her head. That's the way things are done in Kentucky.


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